-- +--------------------------------------------+ | If in doubt, mumble. | +--------------------------------------------+ +---------------------------------+ . |Soap and education are not as | ... |sudden as a massacre, but they | ..... |are more deadly in the long run. | /\_/\ |- Mark Twain | ( o.o ) +---------------------------------+ > ^ < +----------------+ +------------------------+ |NEXT MONTH: | | A transistor protected| |Turbot with | | by a fast-acting fuse| |Watercress & | |will protect the fuse by| |Pickled Walnuts | | blowing first.| +----------------+ +------------------------+ +---------+ +----------------------------+ |Dual | |Razors pain you; Rivers are | |Spray | | damp; Acids stain you; And | |Faucet | | drugs cause cramp. Guns | |Aerators | |aren't lawful; Nooses give; | | | |Gas smells awful; You might | | | | as well live. - D. Parker | | | | | +---------+ +----------------------------+